Women's Retreat

I'm thinking we need a Women's Retreat at the church. Our mom's are so tired and worn. So many women are hurting. We need each other!

Okay, but I don't want this to be too much work. Women like things nice and sometimes we work so hard to plan and accomplish retreats that we are exhausted afterwards!

So, how 'bout we all bring sleeping bags to the church on a Friday evening. For dinner, we go out - someone else can cook and clean - just reserve a huge room for all of us. Then we go back to the church and throw down our bags in the church auditorium and put in a Chick Flick. We eat ice cream out of the carton. We drink pop from the can. We burb in public! We wear our favorite, faded, worn-out pj's.

And Saturday morning, we sleep late. The first person up is tied with duck tape to the toilet! Breakfast? CJ's can leave burritos - quietly! - on the front porch by the Durango Joe's coffee delivery - and we'll get them when we want.

Or better yet - let's send our kids, boyfriends and husbands on a camp-put and we can stay in our own beds.

Nay, I'd rather be with my girlfriends.