Everyone has this list: Things I Will Never Do
1. Dress as a Big Purple Dinosaur
2. Dress as the Easter Bunny
3. Dress as Mother Goose
4. Dress as Hot Lips Houlihan
5. Dress as Clifford the Big Red Dog
Wait! I've done all of them! And at 39 years old, after 2 very hot hours as Clifford, my dressing-up days are done!